Last week I had swine flu and now I am a pariah. I'm still coughing and even though the doctor cleared me to be around people again nobody wants to be within a 10 foot radius of me. I'm trying hard not to infect anyone but there's only so long I can take being quarantined in the house! I want to go out!!!

(This is my ironic Halloween costume)

JewishGuy was sad... he said, "don't you like spending time with me?" as he hacked up a lung. He also is sick. Our powers combined, we make a gross swine flu superhero!